yeah, this is me trying my second post-surgery cigar. it's the old style trilogy cameroon. this one tasted better than the san cristobal i tried the day before. it's not a better cigar, just a better day to smoke one. i wasn't ready to smoke when i lit the san cristobal. i had just gotten the tubes removed from nose that morning. i was afraid to try another "nice" cigar until i knew i was ready for it.

the look on my face is a result of watching my wife trying to figure out our new camera. i was asking her if she was planning to take a picture or just play with the camera for a while. i couldn't tell what she was doing. i'm still convinced that she doesn't know what she was doing.

go ahead, poke yer fun at the lofty1.

Damn fine nose job ya got there......

You have very clean fingernails.

Proud of ya.

You kind of look like Matt LeBlanc in this pic

YO AAADRIANNNNN!!!

good looking fella.

is that a hockey stick?

A young Sly Stallone.

And no pinky extended, like that **** 8track.

now i am getting the picture...HE BROKE HIS NOSE PLAYING HOCKEY! or a stray puck. the lazy punk...making his wife mow. maybe SHE broke it!

yeah, it's a hockey stick. the boys got a field hockey set for christmas a couple years back. i think the sticks have primarily become weapons now.

i take great pride in the cleanliness of my fingernails. thank you for noticing.

"the lazy punk...making his wife mow."

oh, you wouldn't believe that crap i catch from my friends about my wife doing lawn work. she actually likes doing it. "so, your wife let you buy a harley, she lets you smoke cigars, AND she mows the lawn? dude, you suck." i tell them they need to take some wife training classes from me. they kinda laugh then ask when the first class starts.

well, i saw all your pics...and now i will top the one that is the HOTTEST! are you ready??? it truly was my favorite pic, but i did not want to oink your wife! but, off i go!

"but i did not want to oink your wife! but, off i go!"

don't even worry about it. she always gets looks when we go somewhere. people completely ignore me when we're walking together. she deserves all the attention she gets because she works hard to look like that. we go to the gym and lift weights together, and it appears to be working better for her than it is for me. not too many women we know can look like her after having two boys. i don't mind the eyes too much, and i know it makes her feel good to know that her hard work is noticed. she's very pretty, and she has a solid body from lifting. sometimes i forget how lucky i am.

Well Howdy Dan! You're pretty handsome for a fellow who just had his nose stretched all over his face not long ago.

sounds like Gandalf be hit'n on ya

jealous, pablo?