I searched the internets but found I was too conflicted to come to a clear minded decision.

I like the cab fare suggestion and slow is best BUT - drinking on a full stomach has been proven to only make you drunk for longer. You'll burn it off faster if your stomach has little to nothing in it before drinking.

Slurp and bid=bad

I learned this when a visa bill came with all these cigar charges on it, my wife set it on my desk with an empty bottle of Jack on top.

Sometimes I chug

Sometimes I shoot

Sometimes, I can't even remember what I did

^ At times this might be the desired effect. Makes me sleep better with a full belly and some sippin' of some fine whiskey, or even good beer. So long as is isn't a school night , of course.🍺

Visa bill = dog house...#-o

I think you meant to say "dog house full of tasty cigars"

Lost the battles, won the war. 👍

Had to laugh, sounds so familiar

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