It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

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The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
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The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!

You forgot the real way it happens

The butchers keeps it, puts it into a jar and declares bankruptcy. Clearing his debts and building up a tax free fortune that causes the hooker to continue to get beaten by the pimp and the hotel to double its rates. When the putta towner comes back, he makes a scene, get thrown in jail and has to pay 500 to get out.....

Yes, that is very generally how "stimulus" works. Nothing wrong with it at all unless it all happens so fast that it causes inflation. I forget whether the proper measurement of what you described is M, M1 or M2. However, your story is a great example of monetary velocity- how a single $100 bill really translates into several hundred dollars worth of transactions over a given period of time...

I thought this would be about a hand job..

😂 Well done.