I like the one where Hot Lips blew everyone...
oh wait ,that was an old porn vhs I have...
never mind.
carry on,
wheelrite wrote:
Hawkeye Pierce: I knew it. I knew you had a - - had an attraction for Hotlips Houlihan.
Trapper John: Hear, hear.
Wheelrite: Go to Hell, Captain Pierce. You know I damn near get a hard on every time I look at her. 'Sides, I'll bet she's not a real blond.
Hawkeye Pierce: How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army, sir.
Wheelrite: I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that?
Hawkeye Pierce: You have yourself a bet, sir.
[to Trapper]
Hawkeye Pierce: You're my witness.
Trapper John: I'll be a witness, but who's going to be the poor noob who finds out?
Wheelrite: We... We gotta all see it together. Somehow.
Sorry for the ad lib, was having a extra dry martini. Who's got the olives?
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