Buyer #1 states they are poor and dont have much money((i wonder to myself why not contact me first to work something out before they buy 4 fuqn auctions)). I work my magic for them and figure out a cheaper shipping option that knocks a great amount off for them. They say thank you so much ill take it and sends paypal payment. They get the items after complaining about how long it took and complained. I laughed and ignored them since i did a good deed and i dont want to belittle him to much.

Buyer #2 does almost the same buy says she is not paying for extra shipping. She is only paying for first item. I giggle and say ok,ill cancel other auctions. She says no,i want all three kids boots but not paying extra shipping. I say ill check into other shipping and find something cheaper for her. I also say,she should have asked me if i combine before she even bidded,but they think its like craigslist and they can work deals. But i find i can get 3 pairs if kids boots in a med. FRB and it ships for $11...WooHooo for me. She says im rude and she dont want the boots now. I tell her i dont care ill cancel auctions,file complaint with ebay since its a contract and all was stated in auction. She then wants to pay and i tell her no,i dont want your chit smellin money.

what is wrong with people, Why cant i just get extra money for my drug problem with no issues??

Geeze 🤦

But yes, I can tell this about eBay and as a former power seller, I can tell you I stopped being so active because of the BS. And the fees.

Load up the lyme brother I'll bring da shovels!

You should have bought a bottle of anti-lice shampoo. Remove the "nit comb" from the package. Go find a really grungy homeless fellow. Offer him $5 to comb some nits into a jar for you. When he produces the eggs - toss him the $5, a gar and the bottle of shampoo because your are a generous soul.

Pack the boxes for the dirtbags. Sprinkle with eggs . . . . Voila! Retribution.

WTF???

You fall out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down or what?

That scenario is soooooo wrong.

TIGER

TIGER

Yes.

Retribution has to be over the top or why bother. A more gentle approach is not to give the homeless guy the shampoo but to mail it to the victum 10 days after the first package.

THAT my friend is why people don't screw with me.

The servers an that chithole can go up in flames and I'll be ecstatic because it will mean more business on CL where I can deal with a person face to face.

And get azz raped or killed.

TIGER

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Good Advice. LOL

[sarcasm]

+1

Send me cigars and I will trade you good advice in the situation for now & for the future. 🍺