George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over, the country
has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Outrage.

I've penciled in my laugh for next Tuesday- between 9:35am and 9:45am.
I can't wait.

good one!

=d>

5 bucks for a local call..?? 😕

Even hell is not safe from inflation.

You gotta pay the Devil his dues!o:)

is it more than tithe..?? 😕

It's all done with NEW money down there!

Ifn ya have to ask...ya can't afford it![whip]

^ (I like what you've done with your ears)


I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

😢

😟