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RICKAMAVEN
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14 years ago

February 8, 2012
Fact That No One Likes Him May Be Hurting Romney
Could Foil Bid to Become First Openly Assholic President

DENVER (The Borowitz Report) – Exit polls from last night’s Republican contests reveal that former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s key obstacle to gaining the GOP nomination is the fact that voters cannot stand him.

According to Davis Logsdon, who conducted the polls for the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, “Despite his superb organization, funding, and ground game, Mitt Romney is having trouble overcoming the perception among voters that he is a ginormous ******.”

Mr. Logsdon said that these obstacles “could prove fatal to his historic bid to become the nation’s first openly assholic President.”

Exit polls taken last night bear out that theory, with a majority of voters agreeing with the statement, “I think Mitt Romney is so odious, I would rather vote for a random doofus I’ve never heard of who goes around in sweater vests.”

The beneficiary of that sentiment last night was former Sen. Rick Santorum, who told supporters at a victory rally in Missouri, "I support the rights of the unborn child until it's born and wants a gay marriage."

Speaking to supporters in Denver, Mr. Romney uttered what some political experts are calling a possible gaffe: “I don’t care about all the people who didn’t vote for me. They just envy my massive wealth. And poor people? They can curl up die, and I won’t lose a wink of sleep. I bet you a million crisp dollars from my vault in Geneva.”

mitt has been praying for an answer to the question "why don't people like me? ]
god said "i don't know why, but there is something about you that pisses me off too"

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DrMaddVibe
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14 years ago

I thought it was because he was just like our current President...who was just like our last President...who was just like the one before who was just like the last one before him.

DrafterX
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14 years ago

🤣

DrafterX
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14 years ago

I remembered why I don't watch Letterman anymore the other night... He was pretty harsh on Romney.. and he's not even president yet.. Letterman is obviously paranoid... 😟

Stinkdyr
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14 years ago

I thought it was because he was just like our current President...who was just like our last President...who was just like the one before who was just like the last one before him.

DrMaddVibe wrote:

ed zachary !!!!!!!!

🇨🇮

RICKAMAVEN
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14 years ago

DrMaddVibe

you might as well avoid fornication in the future since you don't know a good F'ing from a bad one.

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Rclay
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14 years ago

It could be because He is a progressive and is on video stating it. He installed OBAMNEYCARE first and Obama copied off of him. He installed leftist liberal judges while Governer. His defense of the progressive agenda in his Administration is that the people wanted it, If he can't defend positions then on the state level, how will he do it as president?

He has had chance after chance to distance himself from past choices and he won't. If he's the Nom. I will vote for him. It is the lesser of two evils as always.

Even Ron Paul would win if he looked like a Hawk on Defense, but He won't. I do not understand these politicians. They don't have to do anything other than say, "yes, Romneycare was a bad idea, and I should not have done it." and he would gain great traction. Ron Paul could say, "I will defend this country against all foes aggressively." and he would possibly win.

BO GRITZ 2012!!!!!!!!!!

HockeyDad
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14 years ago

Ron Paul will defend the country. I think you have defense and offense confused. Common mistake.

Rclay
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14 years ago

Ron Paul will defend the country. I think you have defense and offense confused. Common mistake.

HockeyDad wrote:

I'm not saying that he would not, I am saying that is the overwhelming opinion reached by almost everyone I talk to about Paul. If he would pound that in I think people would give him the job.

DrMaddVibe
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14 years ago

#10

DrMaddVibe

you might as well avoid fornication in the future since you don't know a good F'ing from a bad one.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

Actually I do know a good one from a bad one.

I can hook you up with the bad one. She's about your same height and mental capacity!

HockeyDad
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14 years ago

#11

They just aren't articulating well. Ron Paul is a bit of an isolationist and does not believe in militarily imposing the USA's will on other countries or using the US military to advance a globalist agenda.

Some people's idea of defense is sorta like an Italian walking down the street with a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve looking at people saying "Hey, you looking at me? You wanna fight? Right now, make a move."

HockeyDad
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14 years ago

#12

Actually I do know a good one from a bad one.

I can hook you up with the bad one. She's about your same height and mental capacity!

DrMaddVibe wrote:

Oh you wouldn't dare.........?

fiddler898
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14 years ago

#13

^#1. At least you got God right.

Rclay
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14 years ago

#14

HockeyDad wrote:

People want a president that will kick @$$ when the need arises. Reagan did not look like an aggressive man, but they knew he would defend us against all comers.

China is building a huge deep water navy, they are a threat, Russia is not our friend as Putin wants the USSR back. Iran's leaders have a death wish. the Saudis don't like us.

Our way of life is unique in history and it goes against the grain of the Oligarchies & strong-man style of governments in most other countries, regardless of what they call themselves. I think people know that and they want a leader willing to defend us.

wheelrite
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14 years ago

#15

Nobody likes Ron Paul either,,,

HockeyDad
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14 years ago

#16

Rclay wrote:

So do you actually think some of the presidential candidates would not defend the USA if it were attacked by China, Russia, Iran or Saudi Arabia? We would just hand them the keys?

Or are you looking for a candidate who would have no problem firing the fire shot against any of those countries if he/she got the urge?

Again, defense versus offense.

wheelrite
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14 years ago

#17

HockeyDad wrote:

Obama would not...

RICKAMAVEN
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14 years ago

#18

Rclay 7

what is obama care. what does it do and who gets hurt by it.

what is medicare and should i like it.

the progressive agenda freed the slaves, gave women the right to vote and eqal pay, and
created the equal rights amendment. isn't that good?