TarponMan
Thursday, February 9, 2012 2:47:56 PM
Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed ]February 8, 2012 | ISSUE 48•06 [/b]

01.16.12 BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of

suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress. "In the

majority of these cases, people end their lives after trying in vain to get the short side of the sheet onto the long

side of the bed, and at least one-third kill themselves after struggling with the final corner only to realize it is their

own body weight preventing the sheet from stretching far enough," said Johns Hopkins University psychologist

Dr. Khalil Mazarhi, adding that suicide victims are usually discovered in close proximity to fitted sheets that are either partially covering a mattress or balled up in a corner of the room. "The tragic irony of this phenomenon is that a significant number of people will actually use the sheet to hang themselves." The study concludes with a recommendation that, for personal safety, fitted sheets only be handled when a second person is present.

bloody spaniard
Thursday, February 9, 2012 3:01:50 PM
LOL

That & reshaping old, foam, couch cushions (and pillows) does it for me... with vacuuming up car lint coming in a distant second.

05busa
Thursday, February 9, 2012 4:27:09 PM
WoW......nothin like useless knowledge
DrafterX
Thursday, February 9, 2012 4:51:57 PM
😟
z6joker9
Thursday, February 9, 2012 5:08:30 PM
I try to stay off the onion lest I get stuck there for an hour or two.
daveincincy
Thursday, February 9, 2012 5:08:54 PM
Awww man...can I relate to this.... 😣
8trackdisco
Thursday, February 9, 2012 5:46:55 PM
After reading this thread, I'm ready to hang myself.
DBIII
Thursday, February 9, 2012 6:24:25 PM

After reading this thread, I'm ready to hang myself.

8trackdisco wrote:

+1 [ram27bat]

wheelrite
Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:12:13 PM
I believe this is homo men that killed themselves...

Real men have a Broad that changes the sheets...

JadeRose
Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:23:19 PM

I believe this is homo men that killed themselves...

Real men have a Broad that changes the sheets...

wheelrite wrote:

One of my rare concurrences with wheel. Phags.......

wheelrite
Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:25:25 PM

One of my rare concurrences with wheel. Phags.......

JadeRose wrote:

yeah , what the queer said !!

knokmdwn
Thursday, February 9, 2012 8:40:37 PM

WoW......nothin like useless knowledge

05busa wrote:

LMAO, this coming from a guy that has 70,000 posts that all say "ha". 🤦

wheelrite
Thursday, February 9, 2012 8:42:15 PM

LMAO, this coming from a guy that has 70,000 posts that all say "ha". 🤦

knokmdwn wrote:

he has LOTS of free time...

05busa
Thursday, February 9, 2012 11:06:20 PM

LMAO, this coming from a guy that has 70,000 posts that all say "ha". 🤦

knokmdwn wrote:

HeHe

spectrrr
Thursday, February 9, 2012 11:36:46 PM

HeHe

05busa wrote:

technically its not "ha" 🤔

05busa
Friday, February 10, 2012 9:15:44 AM
it use to be but i moved up on the foodchain
DrafterX
Friday, February 10, 2012 9:20:14 AM
what
05busa
Friday, February 10, 2012 9:51:18 AM
im now above da maggots but under dong beetle
chemyst
Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:28:02 AM
OMG, Whitney Houston????