bloody spaniard
14 years ago
It's not just that he has the minority & traditional liberal vote in the bag, he also has our wimmins (grammas, mothers, wives, daughters, stepdaughters, nieces, & granddaughters:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012-04-01/swing-states-poll/53930684/1 
😍 💓 😍 💓 😍 💓 😍 💓 😍 💓

So quit the belly achin' & take it like a man. You love your gals & they know what's best for you. Besides, you should be numb by now anyway...🤔
HockeyDad
14 years ago
Comfortably numb and under the Cone!
teedubbya
14 years ago

Comfortably numb and under the Cone!

HockeyDad wrote:




That is so yesterday. I am under the hoodie of protection. take that biotch.
HockeyDad
14 years ago

That is so yesterday. I am under the hoodie of protection. take that biotch.

teedubbya wrote:




Your hoodie is still 0-1. Market that!
teedubbya
14 years ago

Your hoodie is still 0-1. Market that!

HockeyDad wrote:



Oldest trick in the book. Sacrifice one of your own to energize the base.
HockeyDad
14 years ago
I hope you have better success then my torch & pitchfork kits I peddled to the occupoopers.
teedubbya
14 years ago
I studied your business model and tweaked it a bit.
bloody spaniard
14 years ago
^ Promise 'em a free cheese grater if they order now.


"Barak ain't black. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel" ~~~ Archie Bunker
teedubbya
14 years ago

^ Promise 'em a free cheese grater if they order now.


"Barak ain't black. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel" ~~~ Archie Bunker

bloody spaniard wrote:




You are so square. Its not a cheese grater..... its the graty and is only offered with the slapchop
jackconrad
14 years ago
I wish my wife looked and acted more like Michelle..
bloody spaniard
14 years ago
michelle pfeiffer?
teedubbya
14 years ago
She prolly would if you were hung like barry
HockeyDad
14 years ago
....a hoodie and a graty........How much will it cost?

That's two separate supply chains! Madness, madness I tell you.
teedubbya
14 years ago
If ordered in the next 20 minutes we will double the offer
ZRX1200
14 years ago
But wait.......there's more!

Call now and get free shipping and a lotto ticket!
teedubbya
14 years ago
And thats not all. the slapchop has been redesigned to handle a backhand. we call it the biotchslapchop
DadZilla3
14 years ago

But wait.......there's more!

Call now and get free shipping and a lotto ticket!

ZRX1200 wrote:


Throw in a Nigerian royal bank account number and I'm in.
bloody spaniard
14 years ago
^ I almost read that as, "throw in a Nigerian..." LOL
jetblasted
14 years ago
I had a Nigerian yelling at me last night. He was demanding I bend the rules for him & I said, No.
He then told me he was going to, "Make noise on my head". I couldn't contain my laughter. That pissed him off & he walked away.
bloody spaniard
14 years ago

I had a Nigerian yelling at me last night. He was demanding I bend the rules for him & I said, No.
He then told me he was going to, "Make noise on my head". I couldn't contain my laughter. That pissed him off & he walked away.

jetblasted wrote:




Prolly wanted to smuggle baboon balls in his carry on luggage.[-x
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