daveincincy
Monday, April 30, 2012 4:16:26 PM
Sure third-world countries have it rough, but we also have it rough in the first-world.

Here's just a few:

I have a hard time hearing the tv when I eat crunchy snacks.

I forgot my phone when I went to take a poop, and I was sooo bored.

My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray version of Avatar, and my summer cabin doesn’t have electricity.

Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when it comes to Wi-Fi signals.

My stupid kid wants to play with my Star Wars action figures. Doesn’t he know what that will do to their collectible value?

I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid it’s opened a door that leads somewhere I’m not quite ready to go.

In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to pick it back up so that I could turn off my Xbox without having to walk all the way over to the Xbox.

I keep waiting for the next red light to text, but I keep making all the green lights.

The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow enough to where the first speed setting seems like overkill.

My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he was all, ‘pics or it didn’t happen’

I just can’t support a charity that doesn’t have its own colored ribbon.

When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it was going to be hip by the time I hit 35, I wouldn’t have cried as much.

I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty much any movie ever made.

daveincincy
Monday, April 30, 2012 4:24:29 PM
Here's an original one by me because it just happened.

My 12 year old son just emailed me a document from his iPad. He asked me to print it for him and bring it home. Doesn't he know I'm busy at work? 🤥

z6joker9
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:00:33 PM
My coffee comes out too hot but cools too quickly, unless I use an insulated cup, but those have a tiny little hole that you have to drink from, making it hard to enjoy.

I work in an office above a bakery, so sometimes the parking lot can get pretty full. When this happens, I have to park in the back near the trees that drop a bunch of leaves into my convertible :(

The nearby mcdonalds ice cream machine is always "broken" after 10pm. We have to go to sonic instead which is another 1/2 mile down the road.

wheelrite
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:10:10 PM
Chicks cover their boobs
bloody spaniard
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:26:57 PM
You want real problems? Patience, guys, patience. Just give it it another decade or two & we'll be "third world" ourselves!

Then, brother Wheelie can get to see all the flapjacks he wants! lol

bassman45
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:29:24 PM
Sometimes I get outbid on Opus Xs !
wheelrite
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:31:53 PM

Patience, guys, patience. Just give it it another decade or two & we'll be "third world" ourselves!

Then, brother Wheelie can get to see all the flapjacks he wants! lol

bloody spaniard wrote:

The cool thing about chicks from Uganda is they all go topless

8trackdisco
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:39:13 PM

Sure third-world countries have it rough, but we also have it rough in the first-world.

Here's just a few:

I have a hard time hearing the tv when I eat crunchy snacks.

I forgot my phone when I went to take a poop, and I was sooo bored.

My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray version of Avatar, and my summer cabin doesn’t have electricity.

Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when it comes to Wi-Fi signals.

My stupid kid wants to play with my Star Wars action figures. Doesn’t he know what that will do to their collectible value?

I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid it’s opened a door that leads somewhere I’m not quite ready to go.

In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to pick it back up so that I could turn off my Xbox without having to walk all the way over to the Xbox.

I keep waiting for the next red light to text, but I keep making all the green lights.

The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow enough to where the first speed setting seems like overkill.

My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he was all, ‘pics or it didn’t happen’

I just can’t support a charity that doesn’t have its own colored ribbon.

When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it was going to be hip by the time I hit 35, I wouldn’t have cried as much.

I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty much any movie ever made.

daveincincy wrote:

You need a bailout!............... Or some Skittles and a Hoodie.

bloody spaniard
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:40:42 PM

The cool thing about chicks from Uganda is they all go topless

wheelrite wrote:

I got whiplash as a kid watching the intro to Zulu.

My dad freaked at all the teats flapping in the wind for his sons to see. He was hoping it would just be a violent movie. LOL

wheelrite
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:44:14 PM

I got whiplash as a kid watching the intro to Zulu.

My dad freaked at all the teats flapping in the wind for his sons to see. He was hoping it would just be a violent movie. LOL

bloody spaniard wrote:

Educational Porn

8trackdisco
Monday, April 30, 2012 5:47:33 PM

Educational Porn

wheelrite wrote:

Zulus? Sure. Everyone loses when africans drop out of school.

daveincincy
Monday, April 30, 2012 10:56:26 PM

The cool thing about chicks from Uganda is they all go topless

wheelrite wrote:

Yeah, but their tops cover their bottoms...and that ain't too sexy.

wheelrite
Monday, April 30, 2012 11:09:31 PM

Yeah, but their tops cover their bottoms...and that ain't too sexy.

daveincincy wrote:

not the young ones..

Stinkdyr
Tuesday, May 1, 2012 9:00:10 AM

Chicks cover their boobs

wheelrite wrote:

=d>

DrafterX
Tuesday, May 1, 2012 11:00:38 AM
some I-Candi in the picposts don't have names... 😟
Mathen
Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:50:22 AM
I ran out of storage space for my cigars.
DrafterX
Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:53:45 AM

I ran out of storage space for my cigars.

Mathen wrote:

Bomb Ram..!! 🤣

Buckwheat
Thursday, May 17, 2012 12:00:41 PM
I have to walk FROM THE LAST PARKING PLACE to get to my gym (it’s probably 200 yards away from the front door.)

Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays

I can't buy booze during our frequent and peaceful elections. 😣

DrafterX
Thursday, May 17, 2012 12:15:17 PM
Sundays are for cooking on the grill anyways.... everyone should have at least a weeks worth of booze laying around... 😟