Anyway...

So I introduced my 7 and 5 yr old to some old B&W classics.

Lone Ranger

Munsters

Addams Family

Gilligan's Island.

They really hooked onto the Addams Family. Uncle Fester, Cousin Itt, Lurch...

Then I taught them the alternative theme song that I leaned when growing up...

The Addams' Family started

When Uncle Fester farted

And now they are retarded

The Addams Family...

(snap, snap...)

(instead of the finger snap, you replace with a little fart).

I'm betting there will be some parents next week who will be thinking the same thing that I posted above.

I hang my head in shame.

(with a wink, a smirk, and my fingers crossed).

Brings tears to my eyes and a big high five. {Sniff..}

Poor kids... they have my genes.

Nice work. My son was telling me how the teachers are promoting "yer-i-nis" instead of "yer-anus" for the planet pronunciation. Said kids get in trouble if they pronounce it wrong. To push back on that, when I picked him up and walked (with a bunch of other kids) toward the crossing guard, he and I talked about yer-anus rather loudly to the point that the kids around us were laughing and starting to say it to. The children were rising up!

Felt a little like '32 Germany.

Now dats some funny sh*t right there...................................I don't care who you are

Ron