I miss the days when every 15 days or so we had a news conference announcing a foiled huge terrorist attack or warnings of a new way to attack leading to an increase or justification to keep the country's 'danger' meter to 'be very afraid but we're protecting you' orange. John Ashcroft especially was reasurring every time he ran to a microphone to breathlessly pat himself on the back and Bush ever so tenderly on the most sensative part of ass.
We were saved from blown up building in Seatle on New Years Eve, could you even imagine the horror! New Years Eve is like sacred!
We were saved from blown up airports in NY. Apparently some retarded muslims were going to destroy an entire airport with a few pipe bombs, a hunting rifle and silly putty the FBI gave them. So thank the Republicans for that announcement, it kept the news channels busy for weeks.
And the warnings, the warnings, they were so delicious. Exploding pens, duct tape your windows, bags, look out for bags people, bags have bombs in them, omg, I see bags everywhere!
Dirty bombs, chemical weapons in malls, smallpox in schools, terrorists in your veggie drawer, danger everywhere.
Election coming up? Might be a good time to raise that terror alert, terrorists would probably like to attack during an election, yeah that's it.
But this Obama and his spiking the ball. What a jerk. How dare he list his administration's accomplishments, and during an election season of all times. Has he no shame!?
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