RICKAMAVEN
13 years ago

CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—The
Democratic National Convention today
released a dramatically revised schedule for
the night of Wednesday, September 5th:


8:00 Call to Order by First Lady Michelle
Obama
8:10 National Anthem, performed by
Branford Marsalis (saxophone), Michelle
Obama (vocals)
8:15 Pledge of Allegiance to Michelle
8:20 Former President Bill Clinton introduces
video of Michelle Obama
8:25 Video replay of last night’s speech by
Michelle Obama (on loop until 10:58)
10:58—10:59 Remarks by Vice-President Joe
Biden
10:59 Benediction by the Reverend Michelle
Obama
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lgops
13 years ago
OMG, she may be the second coming of the virgin mary....
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dstieger
13 years ago

OMG, she may be the second coming of the virgin mary....

lgops wrote:



Then she probably wouldn't be a virgin?
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lgops
13 years ago
Not after the first. . . hehe
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frankj1
13 years ago
maybe now some will recognize what the Borowitz Report is...humor folks.
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DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

maybe now some will recognize what the Borowitz Report is...humor folks.

frankj1 wrote:




Oh is THAT what that is...meh...he's trying WAAAAY too damned hard then.
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