Ilovetosmoke68
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:38:57 AM
What's the best you've pulled or seen?

Had a GM that would pull the fill hose out of the toilet tank and pinch it between the tank and top. When you were done and flushed the water would hose you down. Shure do miss that sneeky sob!

ZRX1200
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:43:46 AM
I prefer less obvious ones.

Slightly unplugging a phone handset.

Glueing or taping a phone handset.

Electrical tape over their conputer mouse sensor.

Turning their heater/ac on full (and windshield wipers) when they don't lock their cars

Turnibg their radio to the spanish station.

Buying remote control spider and snake to scare them.

DrafterX
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:49:06 AM
nothing is funny around here anymore..... 😟
Ilovetosmoke68
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:53:11 AM

nothing is funny around here anymore..... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Got same problem now, flashing back when working was fun.

DrafterX
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:59:36 AM
ya, unfortunatley a prank would prolly get you sent home these days.... no more whilte powder in envelopes and stuff... 😟
nolen
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:08:09 AM
Filled a vacuum cleaner with punch hole dots, turned the switch to blow-out (rather than suck in), turned the switch on, rolled it quickly into co-workers office (while he was at his desk with his back facing us), plugged the cord into the hallway socket, then pennied his door.
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:14:59 AM
Placing tape on the speaker and mike of a phone...never gets old...putting red hots in a stapler...leaving a rather incriminating pic on the scanner and walking away for someone else to find...changing people's desktop to a kitten motif when they leave for a cup of coffee...and they pay me!
bloody spaniard
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:32:39 AM
As far as I can remember, plenty of funny back stabbing office hijinks but nothing of funny haha consequence.

However while at a prep school dorm during the summer of 1970(?), a red haired preppie neatly crapped in a Thai student's dresser drawer. It resembled a modern sculpture. That was sorta funny in a sordid, artistic, hate crime sort of way.

Oscar
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:40:07 AM
I had a boss who would always leave his keys on his desk. One day we moved his car to the visitors parking spaces, we then jacked it up just enough so the tires were off the ground but you would only notice if you looked closely. Had our site director send a company wide email that there was an illegaly parked car and that if it wasn't moved immediately it would be towed. We all watched him run out to his car in a panic and try to move it only to have the tires spinning in the air.

He hasn't left his keys out since then.

#-o

Mrs.Tank
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:50:24 AM
had a coworker come in high on cold medicine right before she went on vacation. We had candy corn in a bowl. She created a candy corn army on her desk, in various color formations. (LOVES her cold medicine)

Before she left, she told us to leave her army alone. Well, we went and got candy pumkins. painted faces on them, created spears, even had 1 with a cigar, and another with glasses. We created a story board with photos about how the candy pumpkin army attacked the candy corn, and slowly decimated their numbers. She came back to her desk canopied with spider webs, and a single candy corn hanging from a noose. Apparently, he was the sole survivor, and the depression did him in.

(we had a lot of time on our hands that week)

I still have a few of the pumpkins. They are pretty stale now, but still make me laugh.

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:52:42 AM
None of you scalliwag scamps have switched your Boston for a Swingline, placed tacks on a chair, cut the cheese in another cubicle & run, or made anonymous crank calls to an employee from the supply closet???[-(
Mrs.Tank
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:52:50 AM

Filled a vacuum cleaner with punch hole dots, turned the switch to blow-out (rather than suck in), turned the switch on, rolled it quickly into co-workers office (while he was at his desk with his back facing us), plugged the cord into in the hallway socket, then pennied his door.

nolen wrote:

Someone in one of Tank's old jobs filled an umbrella with those dots. Then it was closed up, and left for the next rain storm.

BuckyB93
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:10:13 PM
Pissing in the coffee pot.
Gene363
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:10:58 PM
Interesting, so this is why I read about so many work place shootings. [fog]
BuckyB93
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:11:46 PM
Calling OSHA.
BuckyB93
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:13:53 PM
Cooking rotten fish in the microwave.

They just love me at work!

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:25:40 PM

Pissing in the coffee pot.

BuckyB93 wrote:

Taste like Maxwell House?

Mattie B
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:36:10 PM
Two that come to mind were priceless in the reactions.

Fill a coworkers chair with water. We all had cloth chairs that contained a foam pad. They would soak up water better than a sponge. When the coworker sits down....they would be wet to their feet!

We would cater in hot wings a few times a year. My buddy and I found some Beyond Insanity hot sauce and coated some wings in the stuff.....Holy Crap that was some funny stuff!!

I'll think of some more when I finish this conference call

ZRX1200
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 1:32:20 PM
Oh Bloody passing gas is my 2nd job.

I once set up a three fan flight path to get one around a corner in our warehouse.

cacman
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 1:40:10 PM
Filled a guy's cubicle, filing cabinet, desk drawers with styrofoam peanuts