Stinkdyr
13 years ago
I told you that this was coming........it is only a question of time.
As I have been saying, Texas will secede first.

>> In the wake of last week's presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.

States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.

The petitions are short and to the point. For example, a petition from the Volunteer State reads: "Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government." Of all the petitions, Texas has the most signatures so far, with more than 23,000.

Of course, this is mostly a symbolic gesture. The odds of the American government granting any state permission to go its own way are on par with winning the lottery while getting hit by a meteor while seeing Bigfoot while finding gluten-free pizza that tastes like the real thing.

An article from WKRC quotes a University of Louisville political science professor who explained that these petitions aren't uncommon. Similar petitions were filed following the 2004 and 2008 elections. Still, should the petitions garner 25,000 signatures in a month, they will require an official response from the Obama administration.

From the We the People site:

The right to petition your government is guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. We the People provides a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. We created We the People because we want to hear from you. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it's sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response.

Not everybody who wants to secede is polite enough to write a petition. Peter Morrison, treasurer of the Hardin County (Texas) Republican Party, wrote a post-election newsletter in which he urges the Lone Star State to leave the Union.

"We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity. But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity... Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years."
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HockeyDad
13 years ago
Official response from the Obama administration......

We won. Scoreboard.
Stinkdyr
13 years ago
I would LOVE to see Barry Hussein Pol Pot Obama try to stop TX from seceding.

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snowwolf777
13 years ago
That whole secession thingie worked out well for the south the last time around.



Stinkdyr
13 years ago
Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

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drywalldog
13 years ago
Key West tried it, what a massacre!
HockeyDad
13 years ago

Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

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Stinkdyr wrote:




YES. There may be a Predator already watching you.
DrafterX
13 years ago

YES. There may be a Predator already watching you.

HockeyDad wrote:




or a war puppy-dog..... 😟
drywalldog
13 years ago
Dont worry Stink, the generals are too busy to hit the fire button.
drywalldog
13 years ago
What a neat website, puts eve ryones name on a list for rounding up later, sign up men. Too convenient.
Stinkdyr
13 years ago

What a neat website, puts eve ryones name on a list for rounding up later, sign up men. Too convenient.

drywalldog wrote:




Sorta brings out your inner Khmer Rouge, doesn't it?

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HockeyDad
13 years ago
That site is run by the White House.
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

Would our enlightened gubment REALLY shoot other citizens to FORCE them to remain a part of the USSA?

Eh comrade?

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Stinkdyr wrote:




You haven't been paying attention!

FEMA has been allowing foreign troops on our soil for YEARS!

They know that there would be resistance to firing upon or rounding up of US citizens in the ranks.
teedubbya
13 years ago
Texas would become king of the third world countries and the envy of Mexico!
DrafterX
13 years ago
I wonder if they'd legalize pot.... 🤔
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
phfft... sunny Mejico will annex them before any secession occurs.
victor809
13 years ago
Man.
WOW

More than 23,000 signatures!??!?! Holy crap! That's amazing! I mean, texas only has like 50,000 people right?

Oh... wait.. no. Texas has a population of 25 Million....

So, that's like... 0.1% of the population of texas that want to secede.... you guys are almost there. Keep up the good work.
teedubbya
13 years ago
to a negro spiritual tune



Let those people go.....
DrafterX
13 years ago
What do you mean by 'Those People'..!! 😠
teedubbya
13 years ago

What do you mean by 'Those People'..!! 😠

DrafterX wrote:



You know what I mean......

and you are like a Tejas Mulatto
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