Operation: Noob on Noob Violence - You've Been Noobed! Part Deux!
Well Im back on the boards after a leave of absence. Have missed the Chit stirring. So as i go from thread to thread(stirring CHIT), i have noticed alot of new faces and some new eager noobs looking to get into the action here. So after acouple of brief conversations with Hank and TJ, Hank and I have decided to resurrect this game from back when Hank and I were NOOBS (or ULTRA NOOBS as TJ called us). We had blast with the game. So with TJ's permission, I have borrowed his rules.
So, here are the "official" rules:
We need a minimum of 10 people. No more than 20. We can always expand if there is sufficient interest. Because most of you are noobs, there is no need for anyone to vouch for anyone. If someone ends up not coming through and not sending sticks, I will personally rectify the situation. Post here AND send me a PM if you want to participate. Put "OpNONV" in the subject line of the PM. Because you are noobs and PROBABLY dont have a huge selection, part of the deal is that you have no say over what you get. There will be some rules about this below.
- Packages/bombs can be launched as soon as you have your target. You MUST ship your package NO LATER THAN November 27th. With Thanksgiving coming up this will give everyone plenty of time to put your bomb together. When you ship your package, you can PM me any DC#'s and I'll let your person know that the package is on the way.
Rules:
1)Must send bomb by November 27th.
2)Must send your info to me by November 19th.
3)Match up will be sent to you by November 20th.
4)Contents
a) bomb must consist of between 5-10 smokes. No more, no less. Any sticks more than 10 will be required to ship to the troops. This is not an elitist bombing. Chose your likes or if you know your recipient, his/her likes. Good sticks, NOT DOG ROCKETS. Good hand rolled cigars only. No White Owls etc. Oh and please no infused cigars such as Acids et.
b) bomb MUST have a bottle of local "sauce". This can be anything liquid that is local. Alcohol, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, Maple syrup, etc. If you make something personally, throw that in. Several people here make jams, jellys, syrups, etc.
c) bomb must have something from you that holds some sort of meaning to you. If you are a guitarist, throw in a pick. If you are a woodworker, throw in a knife. If you are in the military, throw in something from the military. THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. This is just something for you to "personalize" your bomb.
5)Put in a hint so the recipient can try to guess who his/her bomber is.
6)Have Fun!!!
Want to play? Post here and send me an PM with your info.
BTW, this is for noobs only. I am the decision maker as to whether you are a noob or not. If you've been a vet in the noob trade, you aren't a noob. If your name is Tucker, you aren't a noob. Etc. Etc. (TJ's rule but it still applies, sorry Tuck lol but i am more lenient than TJ lol)
Thanx TJ.
Now lets get this azzwhoopin started!
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