As the father of two children, I certainly understand the pride and joy felt upon the birth of a child. But, to share it with the world. I dunno. Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned.

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Didn't look that closely.

Don't watch porn on the TV. Get mine off the internet.

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We gots lots of non-pregnant, but nonetheless heavyweights who wear all sorts of form fitting stuff down here.

But, some guys love full figured women. In fact I work with a dude so skinny he can turn sideways and hide behind a 4x4 post. If a woman isn't at on the north side of 225, he won't give them a second look. I sure hope he's a missionary man. Otherwise, his days are numbered.

Brings back memories of a guy I served on board ship with. He was a southerner as well. He used to tell me he carried cracked corn in his pocket when he went out. Says he'd dribble a little around the bar with a trail leading back to him. Says it worked every time.

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LOL! I've heard that story or similar.

Btw, I've always enjoyed full figured gals it's just that the fad these days of sprayed on clothes don't look right on jelly rolls. Perhaps if they are stretched out on a couch like Goya's voluptuous maja desnuda...

It was an episode of Brothers & Sisters on the Family Channel... 😰

Do they have a maternity (OB/Gyn) aisle in Walmart now? Take one of those carry baskets as a car seat.

It's Elmer with a catcher's mitt and mask...in between spittin' his chaw...you can hear him yell out.."Right in da ol' Pepper" with a resounding leather mitt slap...BINGO...the population goes up one more!

As long as you make sure nobody fires up those damn Coleman Lanterns.

His eyesight isn't what it used to be. He likes it nice and bright.

Besides you catch him in a good mood he'll do the whole joke actually using the lamp..."If ya help me find the keys...we can drive outta here!"....good times...good times.