JadeRose
Thursday, February 7, 2013 6:45:36 PM
How could something so insignificant as your right pinky toe hurt so GADDAM bad? It really sucks when you stub it at 4:30 in the morning..in the dark. Just took my shoes off after work and the toe is black. Hurts like a mofo, too.
wheelrite
Thursday, February 7, 2013 7:24:31 PM
Quit stalking your Gimp in the dark, ya queer,,

get well soon

mikey1597
Thursday, February 7, 2013 7:25:06 PM
How many cuss words flew out of your mouth?
frankj1
Thursday, February 7, 2013 7:52:01 PM
if it's broken, all they can do with a pinky toe is tape it to the next toe as a splint...at least that was the method used when I broke mine at age 12...47 years ago.
tailgater
Thursday, February 7, 2013 8:04:00 PM
Jade has a broken toe?

I didn't realize TW's sphincter was so powerful...

Confuzed
Thursday, February 7, 2013 8:07:58 PM
Been there.. (not TW's sphincter..)
andytv
Thursday, February 7, 2013 8:26:56 PM
I have toes of steel.

Started running "barefoot" and "semi-barefoot" in Vibrams last year.

My feet have morphed into sinewy robotic masses of awesomeness.

jackconrad
Thursday, February 7, 2013 8:35:50 PM
I have Osteo Arthris in my big toes and now i waddle alot..
chazbo
Thursday, February 7, 2013 8:40:24 PM
Come on you wuss! Who needs a little toe anyway.
grmcooper
Thursday, February 7, 2013 10:00:34 PM
Call a tow truck.
Nicar
Thursday, February 7, 2013 10:07:18 PM
Drop the soap on your toe trying to get a date?
JadeRose
Friday, February 8, 2013 8:40:38 AM

Drop the soap on your toe trying to get a date?

Nicar wrote:

Nope......your Momma stepped on it

DrafterX
Friday, February 8, 2013 8:51:06 AM
rub some dirt on it.... 😟
Mrs.Tank
Friday, February 8, 2013 2:19:27 PM
Tank has broken toes frequently. Kicking the tub stepping in, tripping on the stairs...

riverdog
Friday, February 8, 2013 3:49:45 PM

Tank has broken toes frequently. Kicking the tub stepping in, tripping on the stairs...

Mrs.Tank wrote:

And I'll bet she doesn't make a peep about it, huh.

j/k Jade🇨🇮

nitro6526
Friday, February 8, 2013 3:55:11 PM
Don't break it but dislocate it all the time. Broke it 20 years ago and it never set right. Tape it to the other toe and begin drinking until it stops hurting.

The wife (nurse) can't/won't set it back. Gotta pull really hard on it until it sets back then tape it.

bloody spaniard
Friday, February 8, 2013 4:00:24 PM
They say that some day we will evolve into a toeless, bulbous-headed creature. Too bad you're only halfway there, Jade.

You'll have to cope with those cumbersome toes for now.

DrafterX
Friday, February 8, 2013 4:26:59 PM
he could just whack it off and carry it around his pocket for good luck.... 😟
JadeRose
Friday, February 8, 2013 4:57:09 PM

he could just whack it off and carry it around his pocket for good luck.... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Ram whacks off.

I was gonna cut it off and put it on a chain around my neck as a warning to others

bloody spaniard
Friday, February 8, 2013 5:05:48 PM

I was gonna cut it off and put it on a chain around my neck as a warning to others

JadeRose wrote:

That'll go well with your peanus bracelet.