There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear every once in a while. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
But don't count on things smelling any better.

HAHAHAHA!
You are the poor man's Mort Sahl of cbid political satire.8-[

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I only wish I was married to China Lee.

Wow! The lucky old coot!! Had to google her name. Hard to believe Mort's my father's age. (sigh)

The tale made me what to heave too . . . .

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