Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Wife: darling what were you thinking about 20 years ago today when we got married?

Husband: I was thinking I was going to **** your brains out.

Wife: awww, that's sweet in a way. What are you thinking about now?

Husband: I'm thinking it worked.

wife: what were you thinking 10 yrs ago when we got married

me: I was thinking how i was the luckiest guy in the world

wife: aww how sweet. what are you thinking now.

me: damn i was an idiot when i was younger.

I was thinking how if I had been put up for manslaughter in Illinois 30 years ago, today I'd be a free man.