Just wait until your hair falls out, your muscles begin to atrophy, and you begin to post like Latka speaks- ask TW.

that could be a sign of something more serious. My sleep was horrible. Then i got of my arse and went to see a sleep doctor. turned out that I had Apnea so bad that I was never entering REM sleep at all. Now that I have a CPAP I am getting 6 to 8 hours of solid sleep a night.

Yes, very interesting and so sad... 🙏

When are you going to explain the "three shells" to me? Don't make me go google on ya.

But I'm not sure if it's true....

Todd,

I only snore when I'm real overtired.

Victor,

I heard the same radio show last week; 3 or 4 hours of sleep, get up, find food, screw and back to sleep for another 3 or 4 hours.

It is also a seasonal thing. More in the Winter, less in the Summer.

That lost hour or hour and a half in the middle of the night comes due at 2:00 PM in the office. I'm even more irritable than I am here.

+1

Cpap is the greatest invention in the history of the world.

all the explanation you need on the 3 Shells

"How to use the three seashells"

Step 1: Take two of the seashells and place them between your fingers to be used like chopsticks

Step 2: Using the two seashells, gently pull on feces to remove them from your posterior until bowels have been completely emptied

Step 3: Using the third seashell, scrape away any fecal remnants from your posterior

Step 4: Dispose of all three seashells in toilet and flush

(sorry for threadjack, 😎

Are you ever going to get too old for Jacking? [gonzo]

When they pry it from my cold, dead hands...🌫

Fold 1 sheet in half. Now fold it in half again so you have a 4-layer square that is 1/4 the size of the original square. Tear away a corner (the one that would be the center of the paper) and save this for later. Unfold the single sheet and place your index finger into the new hole. Clean posterior with the exposed finger. Once satisfied with the cleanliness, grab the underside of the sheet and wrap it around the (now) filthy index finger. Placing moderate presure onto the paper, slide it down the finger, effectively cleaning the finger. Now, recover the peice we saved from earlier. Use this to clean under the fingernail. Job Complete!

Tell me THAT'S not economical.

That's how the French & Sheryl Crow do it 🤔

Now if he could just get his cold, dead hands to jack again, he'd prolly sleep soundly.🍺

I only need 5-6 hrs anight,,,

I get up at 5:30 every morning,,,

Babies crap themselves in the middle of the night, too. 🤦

Although they both love breast milk, most babies are taller than Wheel.

As someone who stands a towering 5'6", I will not comment on that last part... 🤐