A Chinese beautiful secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her American boss. She sent him a 'Thank You' note by email. The bosses wife read the email and filed for a divorce in court.
The email said:
"Your pxxis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order and it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot"
The Moral of the Story: Spacing is an essential part in English.
