1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ****'s name.

3. If you help people when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT

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(one of my favs) 😂

Walksalone:

Definately agree with # 4....

OK Dave, one of my favs:

Man who keep money in underwear, get finances all balled up.😁

Man who sleep with itchy ass wake up with stinky pinky

My knowledge has been bestowed upon ye!