He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR WHITE HOUSE!!!

Film at 11.... 😟

HER BIG OL "DITTIES" CAN THOUGH!

Well, Joe Biden did exclaim her name.

DUH!

You hate her because she's smarter and more successful than you. If you think she's dumb... what does it say about you?

Rhetorical question. No reply is required, or desired.

At 38 she was a Mayor in a small town in alaska elected by a couple hundred votes. While I agree she's created quite a career for herself now, I would never consider her position at my age "success"... I will admit I will probably never reach the level of career success that she has. Although I am very curious as to how much she earns these days....

As for "smarter"... I have seen no evidence of her intelligence. Her educational background consisted of 5 different questionable colleges over 5 years, to finally receive an undergraduate degree in.... communications. If it were anyone else you'd be mocking them because their job consists of asking you whether you'd like fries with your order. We're talking about bouncing from 2 Universities in Hawaii, then Idaho community college, then Idaho University, then Alaska, then back to Idaho... gotta wonder what would be causing her to leave so many colleges. And while education is not a direct correlation to intelligence, in the absence of any other available information, all I have to say is... wtf?

Then just say WTF and be done with it.

I had to read all of that nonsense just to get to the supposed "meat and potatoes" of your post.

Vic...??? You stealing people's login's now?[frypan] [frypan] [frypan]

As for Palin, she is not quite as successful as any of the Kardashians.

I saw ****** Chaney walkin' with the queen

And his hair was perfect

In old SOHO?

Kinda my point...

She's a minor-league politician who was able to flirt with greatness due to the stupidity of the NASCAR voting block. She could continue in an upward trajectory, depending on the whims of the crowd... but if it doesn't happen she's gonna get bounced back firmly to D-list status... hell, she's having more trouble getting reality star popularity than that Kathy Griffin woman.

And I wouldn't believe for a second her IQ is even a standard deviation above average. I wouldn't believe for a second she would understand what a standard deviation is.

Can you field dress a moose and haul it out of da woods..?? 😕