DrMaddVibe
13 years ago
Why, it all makes sense now!

The indecisions...the inaction...the sleeping on the job...the orange skin from eating Cheetos from the munchies...those red eyes aren't from cryin'!!!

JOHN BOEHNER’S DAUGHTER MARRYING POTHEAD

Talk about a marriage going to pot! U.S. House Speaker John Boehner is set to walk his daughter Lindsay down the aisle – but does he know his new son-in-law was busted for marijuana possession?

The ENQUIRER learned that Florida police ar­rested Lindsay’s fiance, Dominic Lakhan, in Pembroke Pines back in 2006 after pulling him over for a traffic violation.

“Upon making contact with the driver,” states the police report, “officer ob­served in plain view a 16 oz. Natural Lite beer can opened in the driver door.

“Officer also detected the odor of burnt cannabis emit­ting from the interior of the vehicle.

“A search of the vehicle revealed two bags contain­ing approximately 2 grams of suspected cannabis… inside the center of the ashtray. Suspect admitted to the possession of the can­nabis, stating that it was for personal use.”

Jamaican-born Lakhan, who resembles reggae leg­end Bob Marley, was taken into custody and charged with misdemeanor posses­sion.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-first-photo-john-boehners-daughter-marrying-pothead 

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Yea mon...perhaps Snoop Lion can play at the wedding reception!
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daveincincy
13 years ago
This is news?? 🤔 Really?

My guess would be that people are less interested about her fiance being busted for pot (back in 2006!?!), and more interested in the fact that a white, conservative, republican's daughter is marrying a jamaican fella. 😰
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HockeyDad
13 years ago

This is news?? 🤔 Really?

My guess would be that people are less interested about her fiance being busted for pot (back in 2006!?!), and more interested in the fact that a white, conservative, republican's daughter is marrying a jamaican fella. 8-[

daveincincy wrote:



What's wrong with Jamaicans? They work like 5 jobs and stuff.
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DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

This is news?? 🤔 Really?

My guess would be that people are less interested about her fiance being busted for pot (back in 2006!?!), and more interested in the fact that a white, conservative, republican's daughter is marrying a jamaican fella. 8-[

daveincincy wrote:




C'mon...look at where it's from...it's Friday...laugh a little.

Besides...everyone know dat Jamaican boy have 5 job mon...ifn he have less he be lazy boy and Popi won't let she date him!

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Buckwheat
13 years ago


“Upon making contact with the driver,” states the police report...

DrMaddVibe wrote:



"Upon getting a contact high with the driver the police then proceeded to get on with the business at hand." 🍺
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jackconrad
13 years ago
That guy is so Handsome how could any chick resist im !
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daveincincy
13 years ago

C'mon...look at where it's from...it's Friday...laugh a little.

Besides...everyone know dat Jamaican boy have 5 job mon...ifn he have less he be lazy boy and Popi won't let she date him!

DrMaddVibe wrote:



#-o ok...I didn't really notice that. Actually, I did catch "Enquirer" which is the local Cincy paper, and seeing as Boehner is a Cincinnati resident I sort of glossed over it.
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jetblasted
13 years ago
Nice
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