Buckwheat
Friday, May 31, 2013 1:51:57 PM
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. 🌫 [ram27bat]

paulkeck
Friday, May 31, 2013 1:53:39 PM
lol
DrafterX
Friday, May 31, 2013 1:55:01 PM
are you working with Cooper..?? 😕
Bentakemoto
Friday, May 31, 2013 1:57:37 PM
Hahaha

😂

grmcooper
Friday, May 31, 2013 2:12:24 PM
I don't drive anymore.
porschesales225
Friday, May 31, 2013 4:01:35 PM
that there is funny.

sd72
Friday, May 31, 2013 4:20:21 PM
Are they hiring?
daveincincy
Friday, May 31, 2013 4:23:01 PM
I'm disappointed...

You had me believing this really happened. =d>

jackconrad
Friday, May 31, 2013 6:03:09 PM
LMAO!!
edin508
Friday, May 31, 2013 10:31:01 PM
Love this one!

😂

itsawaldo
Friday, May 31, 2013 10:40:50 PM
When people look over at me when at a red light, I fake digging in my nose.

They look away immediately.

Try it too funny.

engletl
Friday, May 31, 2013 10:43:23 PM

When people look over at me when at a red light, I fake digging in my nose.

They look away immediately.

Try it too funny.

itsawaldo wrote:

I always stare back with that eerie blank stare of someone that is guilty of something

itsawaldo
Friday, May 31, 2013 10:51:38 PM

I always stare back with that eerie blank stare of someone that is guilty of something

engletl wrote:

Haha get your hands back on the steering wheel!

Burner02
Friday, May 31, 2013 11:19:06 PM
Not PC.

[sarcasm]

Whistlebritches
Friday, May 31, 2013 11:23:11 PM
"LIKE"

Ron

crgcpro
Saturday, June 1, 2013 4:33:13 PM
Awesome story!