frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:13:01 PM
The Agony of Aging: On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his **** with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
kombat96
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:21:39 PM
I dont get it. Then again im whitey
frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:49:03 PM

I dont get it. Then again im whitey

kombat96 wrote:

how's your hearing, Mr. Bulger?

Bentakemoto
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:50:23 PM
Lol NICE

frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:01:42 PM

Lol NICE

Bentakemoto wrote:

you must be a local guy?

frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:02:52 PM

you must be a local guy?

frankj1 wrote:

^oops, couldn't have been more wrong.

itsawaldo
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:13:14 PM
Huh?
frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:27:27 PM

Huh?

itsawaldo wrote:

Whitey Bulger

absolutely unrelated to the joke.

bloody spaniard
Thursday, June 13, 2013 9:23:14 AM
Slappy White [gonzo] (sorry but aside from Whitey Ford that's all I got, Frank)

Poor Wombat and his painted white clock.

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Thursday, June 13, 2013 8:33:03 PM

Slappy White [gonzo] (sorry but aside from Whitey Ford that's all I got, Frank)

Poor Wombat and his painted white clock.

bloody spaniard wrote:

Pat "Whitey" Stapleton, Whitey Herzog, and The Beav had a friend named Whitey, best buds with Larry Mondello and Richie.

bloody spaniard
Friday, June 14, 2013 12:27:49 PM
Bravo! Wasn't there also an old Irish gangster that was caught out on the lam in California by the name of Whitey something or other?

Wombat shuffles into an ice cream parlor and pulls himself ever so slooooowwwwly (and painfully) up onto a stool. After catching his breath and wiping his brow, he orders a banana split. The waitress asks, "Crushed nuts?" " No," Wombat replies, "arthritis." 🍺

kombat96
Friday, June 14, 2013 1:23:31 PM
Now im getting it. Its a wombat roast, you guys are good. And im honored lol
bloody spaniard
Friday, June 14, 2013 1:45:42 PM
Yes, you are our beloved Wombat, Wombat!8-[
teedubbya
Friday, June 14, 2013 1:58:53 PM

I dont get it. Then again im whitney

kombat96 wrote:

finally made the change huh?

bloody spaniard
Friday, June 14, 2013 2:09:09 PM
When Wombat suns on the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll him back in the water.
dkeage
Friday, June 14, 2013 7:50:21 PM

When Wombat suns on the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll him back in the water.

bloody spaniard wrote:

Time for some new material señor Shecky

tyyler82
Friday, June 14, 2013 7:56:26 PM
Who is Shecky? 😟

🌫

bloody spaniard
Friday, June 14, 2013 8:08:07 PM
^ Shecky Green (Vega lounge, plaid- suited comedian)

Time for some new material señor Shecky

dkeage wrote:

LOL!

When Wombat snores, PETA clears his blowhole.

frankj1
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Friday, June 14, 2013 9:08:46 PM
stop it, you're killing me.
kombat96
Friday, June 14, 2013 9:16:31 PM
Yeah well

Yeah, take that!