It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, but...
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.
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Now where did I leave my glasses?
Uh oh. Some kids are on my lawn. Hold on while I go out and shake my fist in impotent rage.
That's a helluva bunny! Ours is 3 and only has 1 or 2 more years left in him.
DaQueenBeez wrote:
Info may not be totally accurate.
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Burner02 wrote:
I dunno - I can identify with the whale...
Oh shoot. I thought this was about a massage.
drnos wrote:
Dude... lift weights, or get the doctor to give you a subscription to men's health or start taking androgel 1.63 or something.
I'm only 43, bro, and I still get the tingle in my dingle every day.
Either I'm exceptional or you're a sexual retard.
I ain't judging... just making an observation.
SCHWING!!!!
