A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He
picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.

"You crafty little ****," said the genie.

Then he said

You will live forever

"IN A PRISON OF DEBT !!""

Don't mess wit Genies !

Come on dude. Everyone knows that if the rich would pay just a little bit more, the debt would disappear over night. Don't you watch the news?