King Tuck (King Tuck)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tuck) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tuck) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tuck).
(King Tuck) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him,
I'd taken all my money
And bought me a museum. (king Tuck)
Buried with a donkey (funky Tuck)
He's my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tuck)
(Tut, Tut) Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tuck, Tuck)
The ladies love his style, (boss Tuck, Tuck)
Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tuck, Tuck)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian.
They're selling you!
Now, when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tuck. (king Tuck)
He coulda won a Grammy, (king Tuck)
Buried in his Jammies, (king Tuck)
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tuck!
