moonman
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Thursday, July 18, 2013 7:25:24 PM
At what age should people say God Bless U! rather than Happy Birthday?

At what age do U lose the ability to control your gas emissions?

At what age should U start being nicer to people so that your after life won't S U C K? 😰

Burner02
Thursday, July 18, 2013 7:37:04 PM

At what age should people say God Bless U! rather than Happy Birthday?

At what age do U lose the ability to control your gas emissions?

At what age should U start being nicer to people so that your after life won't S U C K? 😰

moonman wrote:

#1. Never

#2. Don't know, not there yet.

#3. Never, just be your usual prick self. Everything will work out in the end.

🌫

sd72
Thursday, July 18, 2013 7:50:20 PM
32years 4months 3weeks 6 days.
Abrignac
Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:40:54 PM

At what age should people say God Bless U! rather than Happy Birthday?

moonman wrote:

Who knows?

At what age do U lose the ability to control your gas emissions?

moonman wrote:

By this do you mean the ability to tell the wet ones from the dry ones, or are you referring to one's ability to maintain control via a certain circular muscle a given quantity of compressed "gas?"

As far as the ability to discern between the relative dampness, I think that is more a function of blood alcohol content than age. In my own scientific studies I have found that it age or sex has little to do with actual numbers. It seems the more the CNS is depressed, the less the CNS is able to control the BMS. YMMV.

In terms of the ability to maintain a volume of compressed gas, that seems to be a matter of preference. I have found that some people try to discreetly expel excess amounts in secret only to be betrayed by the acute ollifactory abilities of those they are in the company of. Others seem to not care one bit how much gas they express, but rather they seem proud of their ability to reach amazingly high decibel levels when playing their butt trumpet. Again YMMV.

At what age should U start being nicer to people so that your after life won't S U C K? 😰

moonman wrote:

Fuggedaboutit. Live dangerously...

engletl
Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:54:42 PM

At what age should people say God Bless U! rather than Happy Birthday?

At what age do U lose the ability to control your gas emissions?

At what age should U start being nicer to people so that your after life won't S U C K? 😰

moonman wrote:

If you have to ask, then you are not of age yet

jackconrad
Thursday, July 18, 2013 9:58:04 PM

At what age should people say God Bless U! rather than Happy Birthday?

At what age do U lose the ability to control your gas emissions?

At what age should U start being nicer to people so that your after life won't S U C K? 😰

moonman wrote:

A - Ask the Thonginator

B - ASK TEEDUBYA

C- ASK BLOODY SPAINARD

D WHY NOT ASK RICKAMAVEN ALL 3 QUESTIONS

E - ANSWER- HE"S TOO BUSY STARING AT HIS ANN COULTER AUTOGRAPHED PANTIES...

mikey1597
Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:16:28 PM

Who knows?

By this do you mean the ability to tell the wet ones from the dry ones, or are you referring to one's ability to maintain control via a certain circular muscle a given quantity of compressed "gas?"

As far as the ability to discern between the relative dampness, I think that is more a function of blood alcohol content than age. In my own scientific studies I have found that it age or sex has little to do with actual numbers. It seems the more the CNS is depressed, the less the CNS is able to control the BMS. YMMV.

In terms of the ability to maintain a volume of compressed gas, that seems to be a matter of preference. I have found that some people try to discreetly expel excess amounts in secret only to be betrayed by the acute ollifactory abilities of those they are in the company of. Others seem to not care one bit how much gas they express, but rather they seem proud of their ability to reach amazingly high decibel levels when playing their butt trumpet. Again YMMV.

Fuggedaboutit. Live dangerously...

Abrignac wrote:

Are you a GD Doctor or just full of schitt?

cacman
Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:22:48 PM
What are you… a shrink or something?

God Bless You or Gesundheit?

Abrignac
Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:28:57 PM

Are you a GD Doctor or just full of schitt?

mikey1597 wrote:

Not a doctor, but an astute observer.

As far as being full of ..... Nope as a matter of fact the toilet is about to flush.