I worked in the scientific and quality side of food manufacturing before becoming a recent stay at home dad...

I know there are a few retired guys here, but what'd you do before that? and what do the rest of you do? not sure why I care... it's late and I'm bored..

Taxes… Taxes… Obamacare… and more taxes.

When do I get my free iPhone?

I've got a buddy in los angeles who works for ATT in some big freaking building... he's been my best friend for probably 18 years or so and I don't have the slightest idea what his title is or what he does there... but he doesn't like it....

not many people like working for the company but the benefits and pay is decent so it's worth it to stick it out.

Verizon isn't much better, but at least their customer service reps speak American English.

At least that was my opinion when I worked at Radioshmack.

Heheheheh. My wife is constantly asking me what this buddy or that buddy does for a living. When I just shrug my shoulders or give some generic description, she'll say, "You've known him for 12 years and don't know what he does?" or "You've played disc golf with him every week for seven years and you don't know what he does?" "What in the world do y'all talk about on the course."

"Disc golf, tits and beer. What do you talk about with your friends?"🇨🇮

Adam, that's a classy cathouse bros. 🍺

I'll make your back crack, your knees freeze, your liver quiver and your eyes cry. I love the roar of the popcorn and the smell of the crowd. I've got the body women love and men fear.

Mine used to say that but now I'm retired.

I say, "Cat Herder, retired."