riverdog
Friday, August 9, 2013 9:31:27 AM
Sound from the dark, "ooooooph" followed by a resounding thud.

You okay Bruce?

Yeah, I just stepped on my hand.#-o 🍺

DrafterX
Friday, August 9, 2013 9:41:34 AM
😟
jackconrad
Friday, August 9, 2013 12:36:35 PM
HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL -- Anthony D Weiner
cacman
Friday, August 9, 2013 12:39:35 PM
hick
Ilovetosmoke68
Friday, August 9, 2013 1:15:29 PM
I hate jail, it's got the wrong kind of bars in it..

The movie Bar Fly

JadeRose
Friday, August 9, 2013 1:27:33 PM

I hate jail, it's got the wrong kind of bars in it..

The movie Bar Fly

Ilovetosmoke68 wrote:

I don't hate cops. I just feel better when they're not around.

z6joker9
Friday, August 9, 2013 1:28:15 PM
I drink to make other people more interesting.

(hemingway)

Mathen
Friday, August 9, 2013 1:43:35 PM
Hold my beer and watch this
bloody spaniard
Friday, August 9, 2013 2:44:06 PM
Along the same vein as Z6's quote- Alcohol the great equalizer.
cacman
Friday, August 9, 2013 2:46:10 PM
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'

Albert Collins

tyyler82
Friday, August 9, 2013 3:45:19 PM
I ain't drinkin anymore,,,

but I ain't drinkin any less

Quilp
Friday, August 9, 2013 4:08:56 PM
I'm sorry miss, I thought they were pillows.
KingoftheCove
Friday, August 9, 2013 5:18:28 PM
the old standard.........

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

- Winston Churchill

Palama
Saturday, August 10, 2013 4:44:38 AM

I drink to make other people more interesting.

(hemingway)

z6joker9 wrote:

+1

Burner02
Saturday, August 10, 2013 8:04:51 AM
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

🌫

TimFusco
Saturday, August 10, 2013 8:29:36 AM
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

― Benjamin Franklin

TMCTLT
Saturday, August 10, 2013 9:06:13 AM
Some folks should know......they Shouldn't do it 🍺
TheSmokensip
Saturday, August 10, 2013 11:03:27 AM
“If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.”

~ Anonymous

Whistlebritches
Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:00:51 PM
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."

Alex Levine

Whistlebritches
Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:04:16 PM
One more.....I've always loved this one.

"The problem with some people is that

when they aren’t drunk they're sober."

William Butler Yeats