Obama Throws Up Right There During Syria Meeting

News in Brief • Syria • Politics • politicians • barack obama • ISSUE 49•35 • Aug 30, 2013
WASHINGTON—During a meeting with Cabinet-level officials at the White House Friday morning, sources confirmed that President Barack Obama threw up right in the middle of discussions regarding a U.S. military intervention in war-torn Syria. “He got really quiet and pale when we began to discuss plans for a unilateral strike on al-Assad’s forces, but then [White House Chief of Staff] Denis McDonough mentioned the Muslim Brotherhood, and the president just puked right on the table,” said one source who was present, adding that Obama began dry heaving when talks turned to yesterday’s British parliamentary vote against any involvement in an imminent attack. “We thought he had gotten it all out of his system, but when [Secretary of State] John [Kerry] argued that the use of airborne military force must be swift and decisive in order to diminish the likelihood of a subsequent ground invasion, that just made Obama double over and hurl all over the floor. At that point, we simply had to stop the meeting.” At press time, Obama was reportedly sitting in the fetal position in a corner of the Oval Office as advisers frantically assured him that France is prepared to take military action alongside the United States.

All of this guy's decisions have resulted in unexpected consequences. This one makes me a little queasy. A little satire from The Onion.

Freedom fries and Freedom toast will now turn into Freedom fish & chips

yawn...

[gonzo]

Imagine an American president wanting to start an unnecessary war in the Middle East.

To stay consistent, make sure you pro-W's war on Iraq support the current presidential hardon for stepping into the current catbox, ****tbox.

I'm sure that somehow, that will all be Bush's fault too.

Nope that was different.

-Obama threw up.
-Bush nearly choked to death on a pretzel.

The more I think on it, they may have been separated at birth.

Clearly Bush had bigger balls and was less of a cowboy.

8teack, you think Bushy would have allowed the folks in Bengazi die?

It looks like the 24/7 sales job by the dems and their media allies may be starting to work. Latest poll shows 50% of Americans oppose striking Syria, down from 60% earlier this week.

Giggedy

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Bigger balls usually goes with less brains. Yes, Bush has bigger balls.

Would he have let Bengazi? Likely not. He'd likely say there is a strong link betwee Khadaffi and Al-Qaida, say there is yellow cake uranium coming from Africa to them, and say with all certainty, that weapons of mass destruction could be found by a drunk, deaf Stevie Wonder.

Obama has just one-bettered Bush by amping up the drone strike program (which I like) and the surveylence of its citizens (with I don't)

How do you feel about americans beeing "droned" overseas without trial?

BTW there were WMDs in Iraq. Just not the sexy ones.