A man goes into the hospital for a

vasectomy. Before the procedure a very

attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals,

then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to

lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse

then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on

top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches

his breath and asks what that was all about. The

nurse informs the patient that studies have

shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an

ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that

the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and

sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more

efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the

operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient

looks through a window to the right and sees six

men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in

there"? The nurse responds, " They're preparing for

vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross Blue Shield and

they have Obama Care."