I had a few words with him (in summary, kinda told him to F-off) and then he flew off to visit my boss.

I guess that's one way to get the blood pumping for what looks like to be a "fun" day.

He must really hate birds.... 😟

HA!

Folks are starting to see that The Emperor Wears No Clothes and he could easily ride off into the sunset but is still trying to hold onto what he used to have. Kinda sad to watch but he's not doing himself any favors with his temper tantrums.

P.S.

I do like the Alka Seltzer idea but I think he's doing enough on his own to earn an early retirement. I said my peace, made my case and will now back away and let him have the stage. "Here's the rope Tom, how long do you want to make the noose? It's all you buddy."

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/635042/Need-a-laugh 

HA! I saw that post and had to share that link with some of the folks I work with.

See... we have a candy jar at the front reception desk that is filled and maintained by a handful of us. Some will buy a bag or two of candy to refill it, some will donate some pocket change for the kitty and so on and so forth.

One of our HR reps will drain the candy jar in a day or two if there is something in there that he likes. Some of his favorite goodies are Gummy Bears and Swedish Fish.

After a little fun planning back and forth, I had to tell them that it was only an inside joke and to not act on it. BUT... they have the link and they have their own free will. I cannot control what they do.

(Mental note... if gummy bears show up in the candy jar, do not partake)

Penny apiece. For 50 cents I could create a cavity in one day!

oh my..

wheel,

Yeah. We know.

oh my