Well, you are a GIFT to this community so I have gifted you my turn:

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/m/3770805/PIBWants-Non-Elitist#post3770805 

Specifically see Post #3570

And, as we all know, you cannot turn down a gifted turn. [frypan]

*** Mission Accomplished ***

Unless you're Ken...

or maybe Barbie...I dunno

Besides, he didn't ask.

Me.

No good deed my brother.