mikey1597
12 years ago


How a democrat thinks below:


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."



This might have been posted before, apologies if it has.

stogiemonger
12 years ago
Thanks for the laughs.
bloody spaniard
12 years ago
LOL Yes, funny political party stereotypes.
But both are similar in that they are war mongering, control freaks who bypass our constitution.

Arriba Franco! Arriiba el fascismo! Viva la Falange!
mikey1597
12 years ago

LOL Yes, funny political party stereotypes.
But both are similar in that they are war mongering, control freaks who bypass our constitution.

Arriba Franco! Arriiba el fascismo! Viva la Falange!

bloody spaniard wrote:




Exactly, but you forgot they are only there for themselves and not looking out for the citizens of the good ol US of A.
jetblasted
12 years ago
Burner02
12 years ago
Brewha
12 years ago
This must be an old joke - the republican wasn't whining about Obamacare.
TMCTLT
12 years ago

This must be an old joke - the republican wasn't whining about Obamacare.

Brewha wrote:


Except It's not meant to be a joke....it's an analogy or a parallel to what's really going on......
The Joke as you put it....is the guy who rammed this piece of chit down Americans throats!!!
Brewha
12 years ago

Except It's not meant to be a joke....it's an analogy or a parallel to what's really going on......
The Joke as you put it....is the guy who rammed this piece of chit down Americans throats!!!

TMCTLT wrote:


I'm guessing that you did not vote for Obama . . . .

Ok, so riddle me this; if this is an accurate analogy of what is really going on, what wasn't the republican whining about Obamacare?
ZRX1200
12 years ago
Because that doesn't make the democrat look bad.

Two feathers of the same bird these days and sheep bleating for more.



Both sides have bent lady liberty over and ****ed this **** up.

But by all means lets keep name calling, its working so well.
HockeyDad
12 years ago

I'm guessing that you did not vote for Obama . . . .

Ok, so riddle me this; if this is an accurate analogy of what is really going on, what wasn't the republican whining about Obamacare?

Brewha wrote:



...Because he's a Republican therefore he has a job and health insurance.
Brewha
12 years ago

Because that doesn't make the democrat look bad.

Two feathers of the same bird these days and sheep bleating for more.



Both sides have bent lady liberty over and ****ed this **** up.

But by all means lets keep name calling, its working so well.

ZRX1200 wrote:


Tie two birds together, though they have four wings they cannot fly . . . . .
Brewha
12 years ago

...Because he's a Republican therefore he has a job and health insurance.

HockeyDad wrote:


Wow, next time I meet a dumb toothless redneck that is carping about national healthcare, I'll remember while they are using food stamps in Walmart - they have no need of govmut healthcare.
bobsnook
12 years ago
dems no brain , reps no heart. the system is broke. a dog and pony show. the middle class made this country great and now they have no place at the table.
TMCTLT
12 years ago

Wow, next time I meet a dumb toothless redneck that is carping about national healthcare, I'll remember while they are using food stamps in Walmart - they have no need of govmut healthcare.

Brewha wrote:




Quit shopping at Wallmart......
HockeyDad
12 years ago

Wow, next time I meet a dumb toothless redneck that is carping about national healthcare, I'll remember while they are using food stamps in Walmart - they have no need of govmut healthcare.

Brewha wrote:




You shop at Walmart?!

Peasant.
DrafterX
12 years ago
K-mart sucks... 😟
Buckwheat
12 years ago
How all democrats and republicans think below:

“How can I get the most money into my own pocket before the chit hits the fan?”

And they really don't care what you think as long as you vote for either a democrat or a republican in the next election. They're just two sides of the same dirty coin.
teedubbya
12 years ago

Because that doesn't make the democrat look bad.

Two feathers of the same bird these days and sheep bleating for more.



Both sides have bent lady liberty over and ****ed this **** up.

But by all means lets keep name calling, its working so well.

ZRX1200 wrote:



yup
Brewha
12 years ago
This thread is useless without Abrignac posing a series of articles he found on line . . . .
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