Solider at bar to guy next to him: hey, you want to hear a joke about a marine?
Guy: sure but before you tell that joke just know that I am 6'2" 225 and I'm a marine, the guy next to me is 6'3" 230 and he's a marine and the guy next to him is 6'4 245 and he's a marine. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?
Soldier: no thanks, I don't want to explain it three times.
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