How does this work?
Step 1: Insert credit card
Step 2: Bid voraciously, with intensity, early and often. You're in it to win it...being outbid is a sign of weakness
Step 3: Feel the rush of excitement as boxes appear at your doorstep
Step 4: Enjoy cigars
Step 5: Max out credit card(s)
Step 6:
If single - cut up credit cards
If married - cut up credit cards, hire divorce lawyer...if she hasn't already.
Rinse and repeat...