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Cows can't read so putting a "Caution thin ice" sign near water will be of no effect. :-"
There is no way for them to tell how the animal died. So you have to kill the animal on site or have them kill it.
I have a bud that inspects meat for DOA.
I know that is the rule here in the Sip.
One time I was talking to one of the guys out here who raises heritage pigs, and he was bitching how he had one hog step off the side of the trailer and twist it's knuckle (ankle) at the kill shop. They wouldn't touch it because of the injury even though it happened right at the shop. I asked if that was normal or a little harsh, and he said it's normal, and proceeded to tell me about another place in the area that just got shut down and heavily fined after they were caught on video bringing in dead or injured cows with a forklift.
Since it's not wild game, you're probably screwed. Get a chainsaw and cut it up for dog food.
Youtube is your friend.
Ron
Usually when I'd tell one of the .... bigger girls... she needed to go home in the middle of night, I'd at least give her cab fare. That way you don't have to worry about finding them frozen on your doorstep.
Lots of cattle hit on the road,,,
I dunno...
victor809 wrote:
Having a "chubby chaser" for a wingman is great!
Thanks for all you do.
I call B. S,
If you were talking about queers , well, we might believe you,,,
And we all know you adore frozen queers,,
Queercicles !!
wheel,
For PERSONAL use any processing plant that does not process USDA meats can butcher these animals.It must be tagged/marked "NOT FOR RESALE".........just like a deer or pig would be at any processing facility.
Whistlebritches wrote:
Giddy up.
itsawaldo wrote:
chubby chaser might be an exaggeration.
But everyone's been drunk and bored before.
It's the same excuse wheel's wife told her friends when they first saw her with that chubby little... catch.
wheelrite wrote:
Is that similar to a fudgecicle?
tailgater wrote:
...and also creamcicles and blowpops.
daveincincy wrote:
I asked a hooker if I could give her a creamcicle.
She said, "No honey, for that little cash I only do blowpops."
Sounds like 3 cows decided to do a pick-up game of hockey, and pulled a Pit Martin.
Pit Martin - (born 1943), Canadian ice hockey player, drowned after his snowmobile fell through thin ice in Quebec in 2008.
(yeah...I had to look that up) 😂
...must be Canadian Angus 😰
Do you still have the cow..?? I've been neeeding a cow ear for a certain project I've got going... 😟
DrafterX wrote:
Well, I guess there could potentially be 6 ears... 🤔 ...puppy dog?
I just can't quite find the best way to phrase it.
(allow me to help you out a little)
