(2014-01-09) — As political enemies worked to link New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie with a move by his top aides to shut down traffic as political revenge on a small town Democratic mayor, a combative Christie held a news conference today to announce he would be the Republican presidential nominee, or internet users would have to “go back to measuring signal speeds in baud per second.”

“You think it was ugly when a couple of access lanes got closed near the bridge to New York City,” the pugnacious presumptive presidential hopeful snarled, “wait until it takes three hours to post your selfie.”

The allegations that Fort Lee Mayor Mark Sokolich got punished with four days of traffic disruptions for his refusal to endorse Christie’s re-election last year appeared to shatter the governor’s reputation as prickly-but-honest — a man above partisan politics.

Within hours of the Bergen Record’s revelation of snarky emails between a Christie staffer and a political appointee, politicians and pundits, smelling blood in the water, lined up at microphones to herald the end of the Christie integrity myth.

“It’s not that people expect better behavior from politicians,” said one unnamed political consultant, “It’s that they can’t stand a hypocrite. That’s why I advise my clients to avoid establishing a track record of plain speaking and honorable behavior. It’s much easier to surprise them with occasional honesty and integrity, than to maintain admirable character over the long haul.

His RINO friends appeared to have jumped his RINO ship.
Last thing his pal, Lidsay Graham, whom he helped get re-elected in South Carolina, did was call him a bully. lol

Does anyone that isn't from NJ give a crap about this?

he's a homo,,,

I figured you would puff on his peter ...


go figure,,,


wheel,

We know, Wheel.......we know









(oh my)

It's 24/7 in the news cycle, so apparently you're supposed to.
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I must be doing it wrong.

I think the Republicans were grooming him to be the 2016 GOP ham sammich. At least until this bridge gate story broke.

Has anyone gotten AlGore's approval for this? He created the internet you know?