10. I’ll vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whom and whatever I want. I've decided to marry my Golden Retriever.

9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company's profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I’ll vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I’ll vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

and the No. 1 reason I'll vote Democrat is:

1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.


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No one cares about the beetle gopher fish frog anymore. It's a shame. Drill away.

Beetle Gopher on the 1/2 shell !!

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


wheel,

Vote early and often !

Cbid, just wouldn't be Cbid without conservative republican diatribes. Thanks Burner.


So if reason 10 was a "true confession" would it be a case of the Eagle landing on Golden Blond?
Sorry, I just could not help my self . . . .

While I take exception to many items mentioned in the OP.....I can't and won't blame all of these items expressly on the Liberal Left. Both parties are concerned with but ONE thing.....votes. No matter the cost to our Republic....it's ALL about the votes, corruption runs rampant in BOTH parties....sadly. 🌫

Chew on this. #t=130

Wow! Is it justice or just us?


You know Burner, watching Fox may feel good, but it's not good for you . . . .

Have you checked out Maria Molina when it's freezing out and she gives her weather reports???

Takes the chill outta me !

Typical left wing response: Deflection. Rather than address the issue, blame the messenger.

It didn't take long for the DOJ to launch a probe over four days of gridlock, but where is the investigation into Benghazi, gun walking, the IRS or the people with cancer whose health insurance was canceled after Obama said NUMEROUS time it would net be.

Just an observation...

You left out Obamaphones ...

Deflectocrats

and free internet service.

Not defection - sarcasum.
How else to respond to this groaner of a diatribe?


Of cource I could just copy and paste a large opinion piece from a "news" service . . . .