surfish1961
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:36:56 PM
A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence.

Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy’s prostitute in June 2012

Jurors early in 2013 found him guilty of second-degree assault for using his Jordans — a dangerous weapon — to beat the john’s face to a pulp. The man required stitches and plastic surgery on his nose.

DrafterX
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:39:47 PM
this is why I always remove my Nikes before I stomp on someone's face..... 😟
frankj1
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:54:09 PM
I'm changing my first name to his.
rfenst
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:54:35 PM
Why isn't their a face stomping model of Air Jordans?
jnichols
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 6:32:38 PM
😣 😣
rockmeister
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 7:11:03 PM

Shyt kickers are made for stompin not sneakers........................................................

bs_kwaj
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:58:54 PM
If the judge doesn't throw that out without even blinking and then call the guy up to the bench and whack him with his mallet.... I just won't know what to think.

#-o

DrafterX
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 9:04:18 PM
I THINK YOU'RE ALL F**KED IN THE HEAD! WE'RE THREE HOURS FROM THE F**CKIN' FUN PARK AND YOU WANT TO BAIL OUT! WELL I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NO LONGER A VACATION! IT'S A QUEST. IT'S A QUEST FOR FUN! I'M GONNA HAVE FUN AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUN! WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE SO MUCH F**KIN' FUN WE'RE GONNA NEED PLASTIC SURGERY TO REMOVE OUR GO***MN SMILES! WE'LL ALL BE WHISTLIN' ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH OUT OF YOUR A**HOLES! I GOTTA BE CRAZY! I'M ON A PRAISE TO SEE A MOOSE! PRAISE MARTY MOOSE..!! 😠