somebody's watching me . . .

And I have no privacy . . .

😂

You have this all wrong. Our government is not watching you. I am tired of right wing conservatives being so paranoid. As a liberal I know the truth!

Our government is listening to you and read your emails. This way they can hire twice as many people to spy on you. The president did say he would create more jobs, just not what kind.

Sarcasm and humor intended.