scompay
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:12:20 PM
A brother posted this on the forum today (he shall remain anonymous)

Its a story that explains how male chivalry is dead, and homosexuality is on the rise. It shows how women have become prudish and stopped being freaky. Ironically the name of the song she wanted to hear was "Super Freak"

Here is the sad story of a woman getting loose, and cut down by gay headbanging metal.

"Back in the '80's I dated a girl who liked, among other R&B artists, Rick James. After I would drop her off at night I would put in my Ozzy Osbourne "Diary of a Madman" cassette and play it at max volume so I could gain back my sanity.

Anyway, we went to a concert with a few other couples. Cameo was the headliner, Rick James was the under act and the show opened with Tina Marie. Some brilliant Rhodes Scholar thought it would be funny to throw fireworks near the stage. A stampede followed. I told her that she had two choices, she could leave with me or she could find another ride home. She followed me out. When we got in the car she put in her Rick James cassette. I yanked it out and threw it out the window. I put my Ozzy Cassette in the player and again told her of her choices. I enjoyed the entire Ozzy tape on the way home. She pouted.

C'est La Vie. "

ZRX1200
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:21:41 PM
Abrignac you now have a dedicated thread too

Welcome to the stalker club bro. Sure Trish will be alomg soon to explain the psychopaths differing views and ignore behavior she's warned others about.

Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:29:19 PM
Maybe bloody can get someone's account audited....
teedubbya
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:30:18 PM
So he listened to Rick James quite a bit with her and waited to listen to his music after she left. Took her to a concert he likely didn't want to go to because it's not his thing. When things got out of hand he decided to leave and made her listen to his music for a change.

Imma not gonna say it was chivalry because he was prolly tryin to get in her pants but I do see a whole lot of "so what" in this. thats just my opinion but WGAF about my opinion.... I don't even give a **** about my opinion..... why the eff am I typing it then.... shut up I'm tired of listening to you..... OMG its the voices again....

DrafterX
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:32:10 PM
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ZRX1200
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:36:48 PM
Fencepost INDIFFERENCE!
teedubbya
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:43:10 PM
fencepost is only one of the voices, sinbad is another, then the other is some douche, then of corse their is the mean and nasty one.... and that leaves out all the worse ones.
ZRX1200
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:44:43 PM
Do any of them spit?
teedubbya
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 5:54:50 PM
under the right circumstances they all do. some prefer the message and rythym of rick james, others ozzy....... the tyson ones are off the hook
ZRX1200
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 6:52:38 PM
I heard they are super rapey.
wheelrite
Wednesday, March 26, 2014 7:19:28 PM

Abrignac you now have a dedicated thread too

Welcome to the stalker club bro. Sure Trish will be alomg soon to explain the psychopaths differing views and ignore behavior she's warned others about.

ZRX1200 wrote:

He'll flame out soon enough .

delta1
Thursday, March 27, 2014 1:11:02 AM
😕
cacman
Thursday, March 27, 2014 1:23:54 AM
Never liked or listened to any of the artists mentioned anyway.

But chivalry based on your choice of music… ??? Who cares.

Abrignac
Thursday, March 27, 2014 3:10:45 AM
My very own stalker, and a pecker checker to boot. Ain't that special. I didn't realize that was part of the Platium Membership welcome package. Oh well, I guess you have to take the good with the bizarre.

So does this mean he's gonna try to dry hump my leg next?

Whistlebritches
Thursday, March 27, 2014 8:35:12 AM

So does this mean he's gonna try to dry hump my leg next?

Abrignac wrote:

I think we're already past that stage......Didn't he just tickle your sphincter.

Ron

teedubbya
Thursday, March 27, 2014 8:39:17 AM

I think we're already past that stage......Didn't he just tickle your sphincter.

Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:

I hope he trimmed his nails first

scompay
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Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:27:28 AM
=d> Wow its so easy to get you in a room and let leave you there to play with yourselves.

Priceless, no one should be trusted with this much power. How do you separate the flies form the bees, have Compay paint a brown spot in the room and run. LOL.

P.s. Make sure you have the volume all the up when listening to Ozzy. [gonzo]

illinichaser
Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:30:49 AM
This is just odd.

Someone here needs help. . .

teedubbya
Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:34:12 AM
Wow. I guess he showed us.
DrafterX
Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:46:08 AM

Wow. I guess he showed us.

teedubbya wrote:

luckily I wasn't in on that group text... no need to forward it... ✋