Tell the boss you're knocking off early to have a beer and cigar.
Don't yell at me, we's trading cigar wishes or the fart in a jar I have.
Thanks for the B.D. wishes, and for the record it is 51 today. And I am at work! Cause my boss is an ass!
Just for your boss:
My daughters B-day is tomorrow, 24 y/o. 🤦 Where has the time gone?