with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asked.

'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.’

Peter then pointed to a ladder that rose into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbed the ladder in great strides. He climbed up through the clouds and came into a room where he met

another bearded man.

He asked again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answered, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbed the ladder yet again. He discovered a larger room where he met an angelic looking man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asked again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbed and climbed even higher. Once again, he reached an even larger room where he met this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeated his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasped as he was by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama said, 'Yes please!'

As God looked behind him, he clapped his hands and yelled out:

"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God; because our president is an idiot.