Husband: - I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: - What is her height?

Husband: - I never checked.

Inspector: - Slim or healthy?.

Husband: - Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: - Color of eyes?

Husband: - Never noticed.

Inspector: - Color of hair?

Husband: - Changes according to season.

Inspector: - What was she wearing?

Husband: - Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: - Was she driving?

Husband: - Yes.

Inspector: - Color of the car? . . . .. .

Husband: -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.

[whip]