A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along exactly when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody"

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."

Cabbie: "'Oh hell there's more.' He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday and anniversary too. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything. Not like me, I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right"

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them, or take the wrong route. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make them feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."



#-o

I always forget which fork to pick ...

If Frank married her he wasn't always perfect..

funny joke.

Thought you may be related.

same tribe anyway!

Continuing on with the Sunday laughs. 🇨🇮

Ol, Jack Conrad, Miss the Ol' Buzzard...

Jack Conrad
October 28, 2017 ·
This is Alexis, Jack's daughter. I am posting on our family's behalf to let you know, my dad passed away earlier today. He went very peacefully and he is no longer in pain.Matinchek Funeral Home in Middletown will be handling all the arrangements. This account will be shut down in two weeks and there will be no replies to posts and or messages sent. Thank you.